Lorde Pure Heroine review by Fay and Emmy

Fay: look I'm guessing Lorde dosent need an intro
Emmy: yea I think most people know her.
Fay: should we just start?
Emmy: song by song?

Tennis Court
Emmy: omigod this is my favourite on the album. Really good.
Fay: weird and sneaky f- bomb though.
Emmy: yeah, well.
Fay: Ain't nobody got time fo dat.
Emmy: ok then. Anyway it's really good
Fay: kinda poppy
Emmy: stop grabbing the keyboard. Seriousl
Fay: noooo! Never!

400 lux
Emmy: oh my god I have a new favourite.
Fay: *rolls eyes*
Emmy: what? It's good!
Fay: whatever. Very echoey.

Royals
Emmy: ok I am so over this
Fay: agreed
Emmy: need we say more?
Fay: I think not.

Ribs
Emmy: kinda boring
Fay: no! This is my JAM!
Emmy: right then what's next?

Buzzcut season which blogger keeps auto correcting as Buzz Cut season
Emmy: oh it's so good! My favourite!
Fay: hypocrite.
Emmy: I bet you don't even know what that means.
Fay: ain't nobody got time fo dat!

Team
Emmy: good but overplayed.
Fay: meh.

Glory and gore
Emmy: ok this is my favourite like I am not joking this time.
Fay: *facepalm*

Still sane
Fay: yeah! Amazing!
Emmy: gotta agree. Brill.
Fay: iant.

White teeth teens
Emmy: it's okay.
Fay: girl I do not know you. This song is amazing.

A world alone
Fay: yea it's ok
Emmy: it's pretty freaking amazing you mean!

Fay: and this is why Hailley didn't think it was a good idea to do this as a Team. Team. Geddit?
Emmy: yeah we basically got no work done and bickered the whole time.
Fay: we should review the coldplay album together.
Emmy: Ghost stories?
Fay: yep.
Emmy: ok.
*Turns to camera that isn't actually there*

Fay: bye! Hope you enjoyed the review!
Emmy: Ri out.